#love

And yet by heaven I think my love as rare / as any that she belie with false compare Sonnett CXXX, ll, 13-14 ↗

— William Shakespeare

#shakespeare-s-wisdom #love

In love there are two evils: war and peace. ↗

— Horace

#love #peace #war #love

Présente je vous fuis; absente, je vous trouve; Dans le fond des forêts votre image me suit ↗

— Jean Racine

#love #romance #love

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself. ↗

— Steven Wright

#love #humor

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it. ↗

— Alexandra Potter

#love #men #romance #humor

I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet. ↗

— Tina Reber

#love #men #tina-reber #humor

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. ↗

— Cecily von Ziegesar

#crazy #funny #girl #gossip #love

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. ↗

— Torey Hayden

#truth #funny

I’ve been thinking about that proof I spoke of last time – that you’re where you’re supposed to be. And it occurred to me, can you prove you’d be better off somewhere else? If you’d have left the state, your relationship would have ended still. Maybe you’d have even blamed yourself, not knowing that it was doomed because of him, either way. Instead, you’re here. You got dumped, skipped class, and met the best econ tutor at the university! Who knows, maybe I’ll make you fall in love with economics. ↗

— Tammara Webber

#funny #life #love #love-story #funny

Tighe took control of his thoughts. “You need to use the bathroom. When I tell you to, go into the house. Two cats will try to come in with you. You must let them in. Don’t allow anyone to stop them. Once inside the house, you’ll go into the bathroom and close the door, pull down your pants, then curl up on the floor and go to sleep.” The bastard’s career would be over when they caught him, literally, with his pants down. But he deserved it for kicking a cat. ↗

— Pamela Palmer

#funny #justice #tighe #funny