#lt

He was trying to tell me something.' Derek snorted. 'Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make sure you’re in the middle of a dire pronouncement. ↗

— Kelley Armstrong

#derek #ghosts #necromancer #supernatural #urban-fantasy

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ↗

— Mark Twain

#simile #insult

It is amazing what one ray of sunshine can do for a man! ↗

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#insult

Nor had she missed when they zigzagged between levels, even though the building was a standard grid of hallways and stairwells. As if she'd lose her bearings that easily. She might have been insulted if he wasn't trying so hard. ↗

— Sarah J. Maas

#throne-of-glass #insult

Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#saints #insult

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ↗

— Mae West

#insult

Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#borvil #goliath #insults #leviathan #scott-westerfeld

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#edward #insults #insult

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#insult #insult

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? ↗

— William Shakespeare

#insult