#m

Yet, much of what lies beneath the ocean's surface remains a mystery, and our nation continues to rely on a confused, antiquated system of ocean governance. ↗

— Tom Allen

#beneath #confused #continues #governance #lies

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' ↗

— Woody Allen

#asked #contraception #girl #i #me

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. ↗

— Woody Allen

#fruitful #guy #him #hit #i

I was also the romantic lead in The Boston Strangler - I was the only one that lived to tell the story - so I called myself the romantic lead. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#boston #called #i #lead #lived

I have no idea what I'm doin'. I've never seen me. ↗

— Mose Allison

#i #idea #me #never #no idea

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. ↗

— Woody Allen

#fun #i #most #much #rest

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. ↗

— Woody Allen

#move #move on #oneness #students #will

At this point, I don't listen to other people too much. I'm not really that affected by anyone. ↗

— Mose Allison

#anyone #i #listen #much #other

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. ↗

— Woody Allen

#commit #depressed #next #suicide #tried

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. ↗

— Woody Allen

#i #into #kidnapped #out #parents