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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.


Jeaniene Frost


#vampire #humor

How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline. "I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave." "Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline. "Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back.


Neil Gaiman


#humor #mothers #humor

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.


Dorothy Parker


#humor

The advice that I usually give to young actors is that if you can create a character for the stage and keep that character fresh for at least 6 months that means you're doing the show eight times a week.


Joe Morton


#character #create #doing #eight #fresh

I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #home #humor #impatience #impatient

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE! Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#humor

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.


Tad Williams


#humor

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.


Jeaniene Frost


#love #humor

This book was written using 100% recycled words.


Terry Pratchett


#environmentalism #humor #humor

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?


James Patterson


#humor






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