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Who's my date" the Colonel asked. *You're girlfriend is your date" "All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well ↗

— John Green

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All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. ↗

— Tara Janzen

#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #dating

It's easier to say (I'm going to be myself and if anyone wants to be with me, then she/he has to accept me as I am...flaws and all) than it is for us to work at reducing our flaws and making ourselves more acceptable. ↗

— Darrell Roberts

#love #marriage #parenting #self-improvement #dating

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship. ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

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Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

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If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more. ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

(In a letter to colonel Robert Green Ingersoll's granddaughter) I was the friend of your immortal grandfather and I loved him truly… the name of Ingersoll is revered in our home, worshipped by us all, and the date of birth is holy in our calendar. ↗

— Eugene Victor Debs

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Not my daughter, you bitch! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#molly-weasley-anger #anger

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. ↗

— Woody Allen

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