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By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story. ↗

— John Green

#humor

Did you just kiss me?" Will inquired. Magnus made a slip-second decision. "No." "I thought-" "On occasion the aftereffects of the painkilling spells can result in hallucinations of the most bizarre sort." "Oh," Will said. "How peculiar. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#humor

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards. ↗

— Rudyard Kipling

#justification #mistakes #pretexts #humor

Let your dreams be your North Star. ↗

— MaryAnn Koopmann

#dreams

Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs. “What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from. “Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. “But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #library #humor

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles ↗

— Rowena Cherry

#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble