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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? ↗

— Groucho Marx

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It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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