Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#mae

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #mae




In recent weeks it has come to my attention that many caravans have met with disaster; they have not gotten through." I grunted wisely. "Probably ran out of water. That's the thing about deserts. Dry." "Indeed. A fascinating analysis. But survivors reaching Hebron report differently: monsters fell upon them in the wastes." "What, fell upon them in a squashed-them kind of way?" "More the leaped-out-and-slew-them kind. (...)


Jonathan Stroud


#humor #humor

Oh, the boots were on the other eight feet now.


Jonathan Stroud


#bartimaeus #bartimaeus-trilogy #humor #humor

Not to sound, you know, like a dick," Jack said carefully. "But you just dragged us out of bed to show us Jane's messy room? That's not really an emergency Mae." "She's not here!" Mae shouted, gesturing to the mess around her. "That's the emergency."  "Again, not to be a dick, but that's not really an emergency." Jack said.


Amanda Hocking


#jack #mae #my-blood-approves #humor

Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born.


George R.R. Martin


#jon-snow #maester-aemon #winter

A dozen more questions occurred to me. Not to mention twenty-two possible solutions to each one, sixteen resulting hypotheses and counter-theorems, eight abstract speculations, a quadrilateral equation, two axioms, and a limerick. That's raw intelligence for you.


Jonathan Stroud


#intelligence #intelligence

It was the highlight of my life being in the Mae West show, because I saw and did things I never had before.


Joe Gold


#before #being #did #had #highlight

By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation. I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." That's more like it.


Charlaine Harris


#romance #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #beauty

According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly, or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking.


Jonathan Stroud


#bartimaeus-trilogy #jonathan-stroud #death

You shouldn’t never regret something that made you smile


Bei Maejor


#bei-maejor #life #love #past #smile

If you go to Singapore or Amsterdam or Seoul or Buenos Aires or Islamabad or Johannesburg or Tampa or Istanbul or Kyoto, you'll find that the people differ wildly in the way they dress, in their marriage customs, in the holidays they observe, in their religious rituals, and so on, but they all expect the food to be under lock and key. It's all owned, and if you want some, you'll have to buy it.


Daniel Quinn


#food #my-ishmael #philosophy #food






back to top