#married

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber. ↗

— Samuel Foote

#coming #cut #died #garden #great

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known. ↗

— Richard Ford

#facts #known #life #married #married life

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.' ↗

— Al Franken

#almost #asked #been #couple #day

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. ↗

— Al Goldstein

#bank #bank account #because #cannot #cheating

My mother's incredibly giving, almost too giving at times. And, my dad is a real logical person. He's got logic for every situation. They've been married for 24 years, so there was that stability, also. I really learned to think on my own at a very young age. ↗

— Brian Austin Green

#almost #also #been #dad #every

I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight. ↗

— Anne Heche

#been #call #clear #does #everybody

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. ↗

— Sam Kinison

#i #married #terrorism #two #worry

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#i #look #married #me #one thing

We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it. ↗