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    Sam Kinison

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    Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. ↗


    — Sam Kinison

    #days #folks #i #row #seventeen

    I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. ↗


    — Sam Kinison

    #i #married #terrorism #two #worry

    I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. ↗


    — Sam Kinison

    #either #guess #i #jokes #just

    Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! ↗


    — Sam Kinison

    #everything #her #jim #jim bakker #lost

    It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. ↗


    — Sam Kinison

    #except #going #like #ozzy






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    with Children (1989 guest star)
    Tales from the Crypt (1990 guest star)
    Charlie Hoover (1991 as Hugh)
    In Living Color (1991). After he and his first wife were divorced he abandoned preaching and took up comedy as a profession. LaBove filed legal papers claiming the girl was Kinison's and DNA tests taken from Kinison's brother Bill show a 99.

    A former Pentecostal preacher he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style similar to enthusiastic preachers punctuated by his trademark scream. He died in a car accident on April 10 1992.

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