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Al Franken

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WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!


— Al Franken


#funny

Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.


— Al Franken


#error #humanity #lessons #mistakes #education

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.


— Al Franken


#biases #bigger #conservative #cover #doing

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!


— Al Franken


#humor #masturbation #sex #freedom

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.


— Al Franken


#bush #foreign-policy #iraq #nation-building #politics

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.


— Al Franken


#go #need #science

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.


— Al Franken


#i #i do #only #people #personal

Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.


— Al Franken


#i #i think #itself #think #value

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.


— Al Franken


#building #campaign #during #i #meant

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.


— Al Franken


#both #contradicts #encounter #good #good advice






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6 million although in early July 2007 Coleman's $3. In late May 2008 the Minnesota Republican Party released a letter regarding an article Franken had written for Playboy in 2000 entitled "Porn-O-Rama!". He has conducted several overseas tours to both Iraq and Afghanistan in addition to participating in numerous celebrity handshake tours at military hospitals to visit wounded soldiers.

After a statewide manual recount required because of the closeness of the election Franken was declared the winner by a margin of a few hundred votes. Alan Stuart "Al" Franken (born May 21 1951) is an American politician and the junior United States Senator from Minnesota serving since 2009. Prior to serving in the Senate he was an acclaimed writer and performer for the popular television show Saturday Night Live (SNL) from its conception in 1975 to 1980 returning in 1985 until 1995.

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