#me

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. ↗

— Jimmy Cannon

#been #daytime #drink #excuse #fishing

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#finds #forty-one #i #kill #love

Disgrace does not consist in the punishment, but in the crime. ↗

— Vittorio Alfieri

#crime #disgrace #does #punishment

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife. ↗

— Willie Aames

#like #makes #me #nobody #wife

Today we are afraid of simple words like goodness and mercy and kindness. We don't believe in the good old words because we don't believe in good old values anymore. And that's why the world is sick. ↗

— Lin Yutang

#anymore #because #believe #good #goodness

I hope people like me and appreciate me the way I am. ↗

— Steve Yzerman

#appreciate #hope #i #i am #like

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. ↗

— Roger Zelazny

#ass #kill #pain #someone #try

I should point out, however, that at first some difficulty was experienced in observing the phenomena predicted by the theory, owing to the extreme smallness of the variations in the period of oscillation. ↗

— Pieter Zeeman

#experienced #extreme #first #however #i

Moreover, photography has made it possible to fix these images and now provides us with a permanent record of each observed spectrum, which can be measured out at any time. ↗

— Pieter Zeeman

#each #fix #images #made #measured

It was in the Seventies but I still recall what was a good night for my club. Of course, the stadium has changed now but I have heard that the atmosphere is still the same. ↗

— Carl Zeiss

#changed #club #course #good #good night