#medical

I would like the Medical Society to be one of the resources for information about the influences that have an impact on our patients and our practices. ↗

— Samuel Wilson

#i #impact #influences #information #like

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#doctor #finish #finish last #idiot #last

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' ↗

— Abe Lemons

#class #doctor #fellow #finishes #graduating

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients. ↗

— Carl Levin

#cannot #damage #escape #even #hospitals

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? ↗

— Jay London

#acute #compared #doctor #had #i

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#bed #hospital #meter #parked #running

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

Corporate governance is a huge issue too. We don't have women on these corporate boards. More than half of the students in law school are women, more than half of the women, I think, in medical school now are women. ↗

— Claire McCaskill

#corporate #governance #half #huge #i

I love biomedical science, I love astronomy, and you can't really do much with those in a fantasy setting. ↗

— Elizabeth Moon

#biomedical #fantasy #i #i love #love

The study of medicine consists on the one hand in storing up in the mind an enormous number of facts, which are simply memorized without any real knowledge of their foundations, and on the other hand in learning practical skills, which have to be acquired on the principle “Don’t think, act!” Thus it is that, of all the professionals, the medical man has the least opportunity of developing the function of thinking. ↗

— C.G. Jung

#knowledge #medical-procedures #dreams