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Steampunk is nothing more than what happens when Goths discover brown. ↗


— Charles Stross


#humorous #humor

Stargirl began to improvise. She flung her arms to a make-believe crowd like a celebrity on parade. She waggled her fingers at the stars. She churned her fists like an egg-beater. Every action echoed down the line behind her. The three hops of the bunny became three struts of a vaudeville vamp. Then a penguin waddle. Then tippy-toed priss. Every new move brought new laughter from the line. ↗


— Jerry Spinelli


#humor

Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

Men are men, mortal or not. ↗


— K.C. Randall


#humor-relationships #humor

When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious! ↗


— Jayce O'Neal


#humor #jayce #jayceoneal #humor

The mountebank told them that God was surely trying to kill them, possibly because He was through with them, and that they should have the good manners to die. This, as you can see, they did. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#mock-biography #science-fiction #humor

I have been to the speed of God, sir...and I discommend it. ↗


— John Ringo


#humor #micheal-o-neil #science-fiction #humor

If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy. ↗


— Matthew Benoit


#life #humor

Arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras. ↗


— Alan Kay


#humor

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?! ↗


— Christopher Paul Curtis


#true-to-life #humor






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