#mo

I hate when people say 'I see'. It doesn't mean anything and I think it's hostile. Whenever anyone tells me 'I see' I think they're really saying 'Fuck you'. ↗

— Peter Cameron

#life #truth #humor

She worked her toes into the sand, feeling the tiny delicious pain of the friction of tiny chips of silicon against the tender flesh between her toes. That's life. It hurts, it's dirty, and it feels very, very good. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#live-life #sensuality #life

Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven't learned enough to dismiss common sense. ↗

— Sarah Palin

#common-sense #offshore-drilling #public-education #united-states #education

Life moves on and so should we ↗

— Spencer Johnson

#life

Enjoy your youth. You'll never be younger than you are at this very moment. ↗

— Chad Sugg

#life #moment #young #youth #life

My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option. ↗

— Rachel Vincent

#irony-of-life #life

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in. ↗

— Katherine Mansfield

#regret #life

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#funny #humor #life #funny

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. ↗

— Tonya Hurley

#life #humor

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#humor