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I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.


Ron Moore


#procrastination

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.


J.D. Salinger


#sarcasm #sarcastic #sarcasm

Have you tried talking to her?" "No, we've been punching her repeatedly in the face instead. Why, do you think that won't work?


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #sarcasm #simon-lewis #sarcasm

One Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wizened granny was going for, but instead of twisting it out of his hand with some mystic kung fu move as he expected, she looked him in the eye and shook her head - just a jog, barely perceptible really - it might have been a tic, but it was the most eloquent of gestures. Charlie read it as saying: O White Devil, you do not want to purloin that purple fruit, for I have four thousand years of ancestors and civilization on you; my grandparents built the railroads and dug the silver mines, and my parents survived the earthquake, the fire, and a society that outlawed even being Chinese; I am mother to a dozen, grandmother to a hundred, and great-grandmother to a legion; I have birthed babies and washed the dead; I am history and suffering and wisdom; I am a Buddha and a dragon; so get your fucking hand off my eggplant before you lose it.


Christopher Moore


#humor

At St. Bernardine’s the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.


Kathy Griffin


#elementary-school #humor #nuns #catholicism

Nothing works. My throat, my eyelids - nothing but my heart, which - oh god – am I having a panic attack? No, no, you don't almost orgasm with a panic attack.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

oh, good, Pestilence is free," said Karou, heading towards the sculpture. Massive emperor and horse both wore gas masks, like every other statue in the place, and it had always put Karou in mind of the first horseman of the Apocalypse, Pestilence, sowing plaque with one outstretched arm.


Laini Taylor


#karou #pestilence #apocalypse

His voice... my nipples are like tuning forks responding to that pitch – that purrrrr.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

The modern mind is merely a blank about the philosophy of toleration; and the average agnostic of recent times has really had no notion of what he meant by religious liberty and equality. He took his own ethics as self-evident and enforced them; such as decency or the error of the Adamite heresy. Then he was horribly shocked if he heard of anybody else, Moslem or Christian, taking his ethics as self-evident and enforcing them; such as reverence or the error of the Atheist heresy. And then he wound up by taking all this lop-sided illogical deadlock, of the unconscious meeting the unfamiliar, and called it the liberality of his own mind. Medieval men thought that if a social system was founded on a certain idea it must fight for that idea, whether it was as simple as Islam or as carefully balanced as Catholicism. Modern men really think the same thing, as is clear when communists attack their ideas of property. Only they do not think it so clearly, because they have not really thought out their idea of property.


G.K. Chesterton


#medieval #morality #philosophy #religion #st-francis

Jesuits so dominated the study of earthquakes that seismology became known as 'the Jesuit Science.


Thomas E. Woods Jr.


#science #seismology #western-civilization #science






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