#moms

When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet. ↗

— Anna Chlumsky

#acting class #because #class #dads #filling

I think one of the political problems we have in this country is the perspective that all soccer moms think alike, all African-Americans think alike. ↗

— Anne Northup

#country #i #i think #moms #perspective

David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#asked #chain #code #could #david

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

#having #having a baby #hollywood #how #i

I've seen wonderful stay-at-home moms and moms who could use a little improving. ↗

— Cynthia Nixon

#i #improving #little #moms #seen

A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she'd grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry bumper stickers with lots of exclamation points. But right now, she was just another in a long line of pissed-off small-town girls with a shitty outlook. ↗

— Dennis Lehane

#bad-moms #moonlight-mile #anger

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#mother #motherhood #mothering #parenting #attitude

A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!” Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper. “Mom!” She pointed at me with the newspaper. “Do not shame me.” I clamped my mouth shut. When she pulled out the shame card, it was all over. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor #moms #dreams

Moms are the ones Who make sure of a lot of things Like that their kids Wear nice clothes, Comb their hair, Brush their teeth. And moms teach their kids How to fold laundry So their cloths aren't wrinkled, How to make scrambled eggs Without turning them brown, How to make a girl feel like a girl Without a mom to make her feel that way? ↗

— Nancy J. Cavanaugh

#kids #moms #family

You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity. ↗

— Criss Jami

#cute #difficulties #disobedience #evidence #funny