#mon

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money. ↗

— David Lee Roth

#i #make #money #now #problem

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#commercialism #core #core-of-the-soul #core-values #devil

[Credit is a system whereby] a person who can't pay, gets another person who can't pay, to guarantee that he can pay. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#debt #money #money

He thinks we're made of money. ↗

— Kristin Cashore

#money

I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places. ↗

— Nora Roberts

#money #money

Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#simile #money

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ↗

— Elbert Hubbard

#illiteracy #reading #money

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#copperfield #debt #dickens #frugality #income

Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#humour #money

There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my friends and baffled my accountant. If I had not picked up this habit in the library long ago, I would have more money in the bank today; I would not be richer. ↗

— Pete Hamill

#money