Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#mustache

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #mustache




When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it.


Mark Spitz


#comments #decided #every #everybody #getting

In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.



Jarod Kintz


#chest #freedom #mustache #redistribution #wealth

I want to hang from a tree the way Spanish moss hung from my father's face, like the mustache he was so embarrassed he couldn't grow.


Jarod Kintz


#mustache #spanish-moss #funny

My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #imperative #mustache #funny

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple.



Jarod Kintz


#bald #baldness #bond #bonding #eyebrows

The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed it in my trunk, and took it home to wear to work the next day. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#day #life #mustache #nonsense #pavement

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#always #disguised #doubts #god #himself

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.


Hulk Hogan


#because #behind #blond #blond hair #closed

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.


Jason Sudeikis


#dad #defines #different #different person #face

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.


Neil Tennant


#did #everyone #grow #had #i






back to top