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I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache. ↗


— Jean Dujardin


#douglas #had #i #lot #movies

You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her for?" "She laughed at my mustache!" "So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #gentleman #humor #love #lovers

A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return to his hot and squalid room and read a novel - or a poem. Wilson liked poetry, but he absorbed it secretly, like a drug. The Golden Treasury accompanied him wherever he went, but it was taken at night in small doses - a finger of Longfellow, Macaulay, Mangan: 'Go on to tell how, with genius wasted, Betrayed in friendship, befooled in love...' His taste was romantic. For public exhibition he has his Wallace. He wanted passionately to be indistinguishable on the surface from other men: he wore his moustache like a club tie - it was his highest common factor, but his eyes betrayed him - brown dog's eyes, a setter's eyes, pointing mournfully towards Bond Street. ↗


— Graham Greene


#mustache #poetry #reading #friendship

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. ↗


— Yasmine Bleeth


#best #gave #i #me #milk

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. ↗


— Jean Dujardin


#clark gable #dog #energy #gable #gene

In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.
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— Jarod Kintz


#chest #freedom #mustache #redistribution #wealth

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan. ↗


— Hulk Hogan


#because #behind #blond #blond hair #closed

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. ↗


— Neil Tennant


#did #everyone #grow #had #i

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor






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