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I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.


Carrie Brownstein


#find #i #lot #mustache #out

Last week I placed a hand-written sign in front of my neighborhood that read, “Lost Mustache. Please do not feed. If found, contact Mouth,” and I left my phone number. Nobody’s called. Perhaps the neighborhood cat lady took it in and is petting it on her lap at this very moment. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#cat-lady #cats #contact #lap #life

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it.


Mark Spitz


#comments #decided #every #everybody #getting

In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.



Jarod Kintz


#chest #freedom #mustache #redistribution #wealth

My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #imperative #mustache #funny

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #gentleman #humor #love #lovers

A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return to his hot and squalid room and read a novel - or a poem. Wilson liked poetry, but he absorbed it secretly, like a drug. The Golden Treasury accompanied him wherever he went, but it was taken at night in small doses - a finger of Longfellow, Macaulay, Mangan: 'Go on to tell how, with genius wasted, Betrayed in friendship, befooled in love...' His taste was romantic. For public exhibition he has his Wallace. He wanted passionately to be indistinguishable on the surface from other men: he wore his moustache like a club tie - it was his highest common factor, but his eyes betrayed him - brown dog's eyes, a setter's eyes, pointing mournfully towards Bond Street.


Graham Greene


#mustache #poetry #reading #friendship

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.


Laini Taylor


#mark-twain #mustaches #humor

I want to hang from a tree the way Spanish moss hung from my father's face, like the mustache he was so embarrassed he couldn't grow.


Jarod Kintz


#mustache #spanish-moss #funny

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#always #disguised #doubts #god #himself






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