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Clay, if anyone followed anyone, it was me tagging along after you. I didn’t dare order you around.” “Load of shit,” he muttered, but she thought she heard a softening in his tone. “You fucking made me attend tea parties.” She remembered his threat before the first one: “Tell anyone and I’ll eat you and use your bones as toothpicks.” ~ Talin and Clay dialogue ↗


— Nalini Singh


#nalini-singh #humor

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one. ↗


— John Kennedy Toole


#ignatious-j-reilly #new-orleans #humor

If you can't enjoy what you have, you can't enjoy more of it. ↗


— Richard Bandler


#inspirational-quotes #humor

Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives. The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David’s answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #supernatural #vampire

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#navigational-devices #sexy #humor

It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job. ↗


— Maureen Johnson


#rory #the-name-of-the-star #humor

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#funny #humor #lemony #slippery-slope #snicket

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#inspirational #writing #humor

Louis-Cesare slowly pulled himself into a half-standing position against the side of the winery.'What? Did you think one little mage was going to do me in?' He swallowed hard. 'Hell, that was just a warm-up. ↗


— Karen Chance


#damphir #dorina #fiction #humor #mage

Ain't No Drama Like Bedroom Drama ↗


— Renata D. Johnson


#friendships #humor #love #relationships #sex






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