#neck

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ↗

— Linda Ellerbee

#day #how #intelligent #little #men

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up. ↗

— Larry Flynt

#down #gray #gray davis #i #may

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #made #might #offering #plate

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#book #depending #down #gas #goes

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #brings #cop #detective #home

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#goal #lifetime #may #own #redneck

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#redneck #sits #television #top #working

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#home #just #might #own #redneck

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. ↗

— Robert Fulghum

#eat #else #everything #fire #got

It's interesting to fantasize having a man sink his teeth into your neck for sustenance, knowing that it isn't going to be terribly painful but rather very exciting. ↗

— Frank Langella

#fantasize #going #having #his #interesting