#nigh

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#consistently #fall #get #go #leave

Yes, I'm supposed to go back to New York to do Geraldo, and we're going to be doing The Tonight Show. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#doing #geraldo #go #going #i

You know, radio was a really easy way to do the shows. You'd come in, do a read-through, there'd be a few rehearsals, then you'd come the night of the show and do it in front of the audience and then go home. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#come #easy #easy way #few #front

Get thee behind me, Satan! ↗

— P.C. Cast

#temptation #zoey-redbird #temptation

Stay home and the crooks win. They get the night, by default and concession, the night which should rightly belong to all of us. ↗

— Claire Cross

#night #night-life #home

It even has the same phraseology as the English orders of knighthood, companions and this sort of thing. ↗

— George Woodcock

#english #even #knighthood #orders #phraseology

Then I had another one of my well-researched epiphanies. His constant use of Purell, his love of video games, his lack of friends, planet gazing, and flail-run. “You’re a zombie,” I gasped. “No. I’m not,” he said. I went back to the vampire theory. ↗

— Harvard Lampoon

#nightlight #parody #twilight #vampires #zombies

Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep? ↗

— Walter F. Mondale

#being #everything #family #fishing #friends

There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on. ↗

— Ed McMahon

#berle #clock #eight #go #house

There is no planning. On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night. That was his attitude. ↗

— Ed McMahon

#attitude #euphoria #great #his #night