#ny

I want to be asexual, because then I could be more productive. But not reproductive. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #productive #reproductive #funny

I've been an atheist since I was nine years old. And my mom is really religious, so we have a strange relationship. But if my mother was right, what would be the reason that the gods could let anything bad happen in the world? ↗

— Tarsem Singh

#atheist #bad #been #could #gods

If I had to control what I was speaking, it would be a chore. Right now I just feel I've got my shoes off, everybody comes in, I talk. If I was an actor it could be a problem, but right now I just talk all the crap, I can badmouth anybody I want, I can say what I want and move on. ↗

— Tarsem Singh

#anybody #chore #comes #control #could

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. ↗

— Diogenes of Sinope

#madmen #noise #only

I hate the industry even more now, no bands get nurtured anymore. Labels only spend money promoting acts they know will be Top Ten. I find it offensive spending $2 million on a video. ↗

— Siouxsie Sioux

#anymore #bands #even #find #get

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#friends #funny #suze-simon #funny

As long as they are medicated the right way with the asthma medicine they won't have any problems. ↗

— Dominique Wilkins

#asthma #long #medicine #problems #right

The sun weeps because it can no longer caress your skin or warm your lips." He sifted his fingers through my hair. "I do not envy the sun, Eva. But I truly hate the moon, because its light touches you in all the ways I cannot. ↗

— Michele Bardsley

#love #sweet #funny

Because when i first saw you i thought-no, i knew- you were special. Because i still think that every time i look at you. Because i think you're smart and funny and brave. But most of all" he grins at me- "because i like questions." -Greg ↗

— Elizabeth Scott

#funny #romantic #funny

Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there. ↗

— Erica Orloff

#funny