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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay off my American Express Bill" - Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004


Peter Ustinov


#random #funny

She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum. He had smelled so bad, she forced him to spray on some of the perfume she always carried in her purse. Her favorite perfume. After tonight, she was quitting. Yeah, she’d have to go back home with her two kids, grovel to her mama and work a dead-end job, but anything was better than getting down on your knees to give a guy as disgusting as Lenny a one-off.


A.T. Hicks


#humor #irony #prostitute #strip-club #home

A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

[Tony] Pérez stood out because he was a clutch hitter. And like Bench and Morgan and Rose, it was a clutch October hit that immortalized him in baseball’s postseason lore. The powerful first baseman hit three home runs against Boston during the 1975 World Series, but none bigger than his blast against Bill Lee.


Tucker Elliot


#cincinnati-reds #tony-perez #home

It's sad to see old friends have to move away, but at the same time, you know the retirement home is the best place for them.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #funny

Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.



Jarod Kintz


#baby-shoes #bench #bizarre #feet #funny

What was that bit about fish sticks?” he asked, climbing back into the SUV. “Oh, pretty clever of her actually, though I thought it ridiculous at the time. Sometimes Mom gets paranoid, thinks people might be out to get her, out to get me.” I laughed nervously at how close that hit to home. “Anyway, one night she was really freaked out and came up with a code. If I was ever kidnapped or something, she would say something about me liking fish sticks. If I said I wanted fish sticks, that meant I was in danger and needed help, no matter what else I’d said to her that I was fine.” “So by you saying you hate fish sticks…”“She knows I’m fine and she doesn’t need to further involve the police. Who says bipolar disorder can’t be useful?


Christina Garner


#good-to-know #intresting #mental-disorders #funny

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.


Madalyn Murray O'Hair


#caused #every #history #human #human history

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business


Gregory David Roberts


#humor #business

I never felt hard done by and never wanted for anything, but I grew up in a wealthy area where I saw people being handed things on a plate. So it made me want to earn some money and be able to buy things for myself.


Holly Valance


#anything #area #being #buy #done






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