#o

Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is ridiculous. ↗

— Cedric the Entertainer

#everyone #fast #four #going #move

We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and the director, so a comic is looking for someone to give a reaction, even if it is the camera guy. ↗

— Cedric the Entertainer

#camera #comic #comics #director #even

Immigration is a sensitive topic. ↗

— Mario Diaz-Balart

#sensitive #topic

Mitt Romney, you can criticize him for a lot of things, and that's fair, but he knows how the economy works. ↗

— Mario Diaz-Balart

#economy #fair #him #how #knows

The only poll obviously that matters is the last one, the one that's counted after all the votes are cast. ↗

— Mario Diaz-Balart

#cast #counted #last #matters #obviously

I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#could #fixed #follow #had #hours

All through my school life I was appalled by the fact that masters and senior boys were allowed quite literally to wound other boys, and sometimes very severely. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#appalled #fact #i #life #literally

When I walked to school in the mornings I would start out alone but would pick up four other boys along the way. We would set out together after school across the village green. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#after #alone #along #four #green

If your government had given me a thousandth of the sum it spent to depose me, I could have won that war. ↗

— Bao Dai

#given #government #had #i #me

The time has come to put an end to the fratricidal war and to recover at last peace and accord. ↗

— Bao Dai

#come #end #last #peace #put