#ok

After a month or so in St. Louis, we were looking around desperately for a way to draw a few people into the ball park, it being perfectly clear by that time that the ball club wasn't going to do it unaided. ↗

— Bill Veeck

#around #ball #ball club #being #clear

The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#humor #humor

It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#humor #humor

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you. ↗

— Kiersten White

#evie #humor #humor

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on. ↗

— Nick Hornby

#humor #reading #humor

Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#humor #humor

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor #reading #humor

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#cooking #fragrance #humor #idealism #metaphors

Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous ↗

— Elizabeth Hunter

#humor #humor

I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#jokes #kel #raoul #humor