#ok

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#ask #following #goin #going #hook

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#i #ice #ice cube #last #last night

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#any #car #cars #coming #exactly

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cord #go #hear #hold #i

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#fix #gonna #i #joke #last

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. ↗

— Jon Heder

#book #except #i #never #read

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. ↗

— Jon Heder

#cool #endures #geek #going #good

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. ↗

— Jon Heder

#cheesy #humans #i #like #look

As far as I know, Vera Miles had a terrible time with Hitchcock, and she wanted to get out of the contract. He didn't let her. She did 'Psycho,' and I believe, if you look at 'Psycho,' there isn't one close up of Vera, not one. After that, she would never even speak about him to anyone. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#after #anyone #as far as #believe #close

I kind of look at my modeling career and the Hitchcock years as stepping stones to what I'm doing now. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#doing #hitchcock #i #kind #look