#ok

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#look #show #today #yesterday

And then lo and behold IBM, Apple and Motorola took an ad in all the newspapers, double page ad, and said, announcing the chip that they were now able to manufacture it and that they were going to kill Intel. ↗

— Arthur Rock

#ad #announcing #apple #behold #chip

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #being #better #children #crazy

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. ↗

— Chris Rock

#cook #i #i can #nice #plate

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. ↗

— Chris Rock

#black #brooklyn #first #history #i

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clubs #comedy #did #get #get a real

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. ↗

— Chris Rock

#chaser #falling #got #guys #i

If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If its marketed right, you'll buy it. But... If its real... you'll feel it. ↗

— Kid Rock

#feel #good #hear #looks #marketed