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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ok
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book. ↗
— Gloria Swanson
#book #divorce #far #given #i
My mother and I could always look out the same window without ever seeing the same thing. ↗
#could #ever #i #look #mother
Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included. ↗
— Patrick Swayze
#included #me #myself #off #people
I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer. ↗
#far #go #had #i #probably
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. ↗
— Wanda Sykes
#chance #here #i #refused #today
When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato. ↗
#drop #five #hot #i #like
The London dialect as it is spoken in educated circles. ↗
— Henry Sweet
#dialect #educated #london #spoken
We depend a lot on the guy upstairs in dire times, in addressing our concerns and looking for help. ↗
— John Sweeney
#concerns #depend #dire #guy #help
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. ↗
— Julia Sweeney
#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really
You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. ↗
— Paul Sweeney
#feel #friend #good #good book #know