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What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I know what I said,” Akhol cut in sharply, rubbing his eyes. “There was something wrong with it. Like the Demon had adapted to the darkness and water.” I shivered. “Did he have a ring that he called ‘my precious’?” I joked to try and lighten the mood. I didn’t get a good look at the Demon, but my mind had no problems picturing Gollum. They stared at me blankly. ↗


— Laura Kreitzer


#joke #timeless-series #funny

They had to swing by Jared’s locker so he could grab his jacket. “A leather jacket,” Kami said as he shrugged into it. “Aren’t you trying a little too hard to play into certain bad boy clichés?” “Nah,” said Jared. “You’re thinking of black leather. Black leather’s for bad boys. It’s all in the color. You wouldn’t think I was a bad boy if I was wearing a pink leather jacket.” “That’s true,” Kami said. “What I would think of you, I do not know. So what does brown leather mean, then?” “I’m going for manly,” Jared said. “Maybe a little rugged.” “It’s bits of dead cow; don’t ask it to perform miracles. ↗


— Sarah Rees Brennan


#funny

Don’t be too nice to him,” I teased. “He’ll never leave. ↗


— Juliet Blackwell


#funny #joking #kindness #funny

Curse you Kakarrot! ↗


— Akira Toriyama


#funny #goku #kakarraot #rivals #vegeta

I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage. ↗


— Lauren Morrill


#funny #penis-jokes #funny

Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!! ↗


— C.K. Webb


#ck-webb #funny #humor #literature #stories

Plastic surgery is for dolls. I am a mannequin of life. I have a particularly charming effect when seen through glass. ↗


— Bauvard


#good-looks #handsomeness #humor #plastic-surgery #funny

I prefer to have people read books for me and then summarize them in a few sentences. It’s the same as if I had read them myself, except it takes longer. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #reading #summarizing #funny

JESSICA: When did you last go to London? HUGH: When I read a Dickens novel. That was when I resolved never to travel there. ↗


— Bauvard


#britain #dickens #funny #humor #london

Women are walking around on the streets. From her calf and the hem of her skirt to her hip, from her hair to the high heels on her feet, a young woman is freedom. Especially when you look at her from afar. ↗


— Hwang Sŏk-yŏng


#freedom #hwang-sok-yong #the-old-garden #women #young-women






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