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A lot of people say I wouldn't have a down day, but you look at the music and there's real melancholy. ↗


— Stephan Jenkins


#down #i #look #lot #melancholy

Books stay with me and have shaped me and made huge impacts on my life. ↗


— Stephan Jenkins


#huge #impacts #life #made #me

You watch an old 'Jeopardy!' and the categories alone are very plain. 'Poetry,' or 'Movies,' or 'Physics.' If you watch it now, though, there'll be a theme board where the categories are all Hitchcock movies. Lots more jokes, lots more high-concept categories and questions. ↗


— Ken Jennings


#board #categories #hitchcock #jeopardy #jokes

Whenever one reads of the determination of the species, or opens a book on natural science and history, in whatever language, one inevitably comes across the name of Linne. ↗


— Johannes Vilhelm Jensen


#book #comes #determination #history #inevitably

I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic. ↗


— Jewel


#atlantic #back #birthdays #car #cause

But-let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got a lovely five-pound T-bone steak sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen waiting to be cooked while she chats with the guests in the living room-has a few drinks and whatnot. But then she excuses herself to go into the kitchen to cook the steak-and it's gone. And there's the family cat, in the corner, sedately washing it's face." "The cat got the steak," Barney said. "Did it? The guests are called in; they argue about it. The steak is gone, all five pounds of it; there sits the cat, looking well-fed and cheerful. "Weigh the cat," someone says. They've had a few drinks; it looks like a good idea. So they go into the bathroom and weigh the cat on the scales. It reads exactly five pounds. They all perceive this reading and a guest says, "okay, that's it. There's the steak." They're satisfied that they know what happened, now; they've got empirical proof. Then a qualm comes to one of them and he says, puzzled, "But where's the cat? ↗


— Philip K. Dick


#joke #ontology #family

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. ↗


— Jerome K. Jerome


#comes #enjoy #fun #humorous #i

I remember times when I was at shows and the person onstage locked eyes with me. And in that moment, everything was right with the world. I think that's part of my job, to create these thousands of moments every night. And for the rest of their life, they can say, 'You guys looked at me,' or 'You sweated on me,' or 'I got your gum.' ↗


— Joan Jett


#every #every night #everything #eyes #got

The media says that equality for women has arrived, but if you look around, you still don't see girls playing guitars and having success with it. ↗


— Joan Jett


#arrived #equality #guitars #having #look

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to. ↗


— Penn Jillette


#because #bible #every #god #hotel






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