#ok

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. ↗

— Paul Sweeney

#feel #friend #good #good book #know

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. ↗

— Matthew Sweet

#birthday #birthday party #brian #came #dyke

So it helped me to just let go of all my tensions and feelings about that world and say 'OK, this is for my fans in Japan. They'll be nice and get into it and have fun.' And it was the first record I made at my home studio. ↗

— Matthew Sweet

#be nice #fans #feelings #first #fun

If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will. ↗

— David Swift

#expecting #find #look #people #surely

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#made #promises

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#had #heaven #looked #riches #scoundrel

For me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don't think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I'm with them. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#career #end #feeling #get #i

Your feelings so are important to write down, to capture, and to remember because today you're heartbroken, but tomorrow you'll be in love again. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#because #capture #down #feelings #heartbroken

I get so excited when a song I wrote that's very personal to me goes No. 1 and I look down and see people singing the words back to me. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#down #excited #get #goes #i