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If someone told me at the beginning of that summer that I would come face-to-face with death because of a Romeo and Juliet romance, I would never have believed it. But it wasn't like that summer went at all like I planned in the first place. ↗


— Magan Vernon


#dating

Strength is taking charge of your own destiny and not waiting on others to do so. You don’t have to swear and drink and beat people up and slay monsters. You’re allowed to cry and take care of children and cook and get your heart broken and dress up and date and get pregnant. But when decisions have to be made, a strong character makes them and doesn’t wait for someone else. ↗


— Mur Lafferty


#women #writing #dating

It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so. ↗


— Terra Elan McVoy


#women #dating

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests. ↗


— Chelsea Handler


#dogs #funny #humor #dating

Good God, you don’t give up.” “Nope.” I laughed, couldn’t help it, and his smile spread in response to the sound. “I’m sure there are plenty of girls who want to go out on a date with you.” “There are.” “Wow. Modest aren’t you?” “Why should I be?” he shot back. “And I want to go out on a date with you. Not them. ↗


— J. Lynn


#cameron-hamilton #date #romance #dating

We’re late. For a VERY important date ↗


— Elle Lothlorien


#dating

One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date. ↗


— Patsy Clairmont


#dating

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health. ↗


— Mike Birbiglia


#dating #humor #dating

Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant? ↗


— Holly Hood


#love #paranormal-romance #dating

You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes ↗


— Stanley Victor Paskavich


#christmas #economy #holidays #tax-refunds #taxes






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