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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #men #sex #women

I was seeing the world for what it truly was—life and death irrevocably forged to one another for all of time.


Cassandra Giovanni


#death

How funny are dogs?


John Marsden


#funny

It was I who was conquered. In just seven nights, that fledgling goddess not only discovered that I had a heart, but she stole it forever, then cradled it in the palm of her hand.


Celeste Bradley


#love

We have had this discussion before. You are my son. I love you. I will always love you. But I also love Nell, and if you give her the chance and stop rejecting her advances, she will take you into her heart as well." "Oh, yeah, like he's going to allow me to do that," I muttered


Katie MacAlister


#denial #love #nell #vampires #love

Some sample lyrics I think I catch: "My engine races up to seventh gear; wrap your legs around my engine, dear . . . . The tunnel's dark, but the ground is wet; I lubricate it with my dripping sweat!" Or, something vaguely disturbing and gross like that; it's hard to tell with the wailing guitars and the front man screaming through his ravaged vocal chords.


Rusty Fischer


#ghouls #paranormal-romance #young-adult-novels #love

I'd seen him around town for a year or so before he made a move on me. I'd heard good and bad things about him. One friend said he was just out for sex. Another said he was a romantic at heart. What the hell, I thought. I needed sex and romance in my life. Sometimes I believe I would have taken one without the other.


Christopher Pike


#sex #death

I know about women. I know that they're not men.


Choi Minho SHINee


#funny #shinee #what-men-know-about-women #funny

Love, marriage, divorce, infidelity... life was the same here as anywhere else, wasn't? She realized now wrong she'd been; the pali wasn't a headstone and Kalaupapa wasn't a grave. It was a community like any other, bound by ties deeper than most, and people here went to their deaths as people did anywhere: with great reluctance, dragging the messy jumble of their lives behind them.


Alan Brennert


#death #life #death

Tutt'intorno a noi scorreva la città di Roma, splendida nella sua indifferenza, eternamente sicura di sé, felice di prendersi i nostri soldi e posare per una foto, ma senza avere alla fin fine bisogno di niente e di nessuno.


Gary Shteyngart


#città #italia #italy #lazio #roma






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