Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#ones

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ones




Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #profitable #selling #steal #funny

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat


Jeaniene Frost


#cat #funny #timmy #funny

Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.



Jarod Kintz


#alone #bizarre #funny #hog #humor

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones


Jeaniene Frost


#funny #funny

Yesterday, at the company party, I made a joke and everyone laughed and said, “Hey, now there’s the Jarod Kintz we all know and love.” and I smiled, but inside I thought, “Actually, the Jarod Kintz you know and love was my clone, who I had to murder because he kept eating all my leftovers.


Jarod Kintz


#clones #funny #humor #laughed #murder

drive like hell was chasing you.


Cassandra Clare


#funny

Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?


George R.R. Martin


#a-song-of-ice-and-fire #arya-stark #cutting #funny #george-r-r-martin

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.


Jeaniene Frost


#fabian #funny #stalling #funny

What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies the reality of death and the reality that we are surrounded by and outnumbered by the dead. Here, is a very playful way of acknowledging that and acknowledging that and that always, whenever we play, whenever we live, we are living in both literal and metaphorical ways on the memory and bones of the dead.


John Green


#death #funky-bones #tfios #the-fault-in-our-stars #art






back to top