#or

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#ever #forgets #hatchet #nobody #where

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#boy #fresh #ignore #kick #nothing

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#backs #branded #day #foreheads #give

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bargain #customer #losing #money #store

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#adversity #i #i can #more #people

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#any #features #force #handsome #help

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#his #man #marries #money #nobody

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#hardest #less #more #take #the hardest thing

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#better #day #evening #every #every day

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#borrow #foolish #ignorance #ignorance is bliss #neighbor