#pa

So many things to see, people to do. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#paraphrased #humor

He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars. ↗

— John Green

#champage #the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-starsn #the-fault-in-our-stars

Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#secret-society #underpants #humor

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #humor

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#humor #pain #humor

I'm not bossy - I just happen to be more capable than most everyone else. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#capable #humor #humor

Lothaire is very much alive.” “You swear?” “Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil.” She petted the bat. “I meant—will Lothaire live?” “He will. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#paranormal-romance #humor

The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it. ↗

— Ashly Lorenzana

#experiences #fucked-up #humor #identity #love

Passion is when a person all of a sudden becomes terribly important. It is even more unfair when they become memorable. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #memory #passion #funny

I am no poet. I do not love words for the sake of words. I love words for what they can accomplish. Similarly, I am no arithmetician. Numbers that speak only of numbers are of little interest to me. ↗

— Patrick Rothfuss

#patrick-rothfuss #words #love