#par

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. ↗

— Charlie Chaplin

#girl #i #make #need #park

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die? ↗

— Duane Chapman

#being #burned #christian #cremated #die

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ↗

— Tracy Chapman

#costume #couple #dressed #got #had

I end up writing about all kinds of things. I never make an attempt to write about anything in particular. I don't have a little list of topics to write about. ↗

— Tracy Chapman

#anything #attempt #end #i #kinds

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. ↗

— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

#been #give #large #life #most

From that moment on, there will be an irreversible process to separate Quebec from Canada. ↗

— Jean Charest

#irreversible #moment #process #quebec #separate

I'm kind of new to Twitter. I'm about one year in, so I'm a little late to the party. ↗

— Josh Charles

#i #kind #late #little #new

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

The President then proceeded to read his Emancipation Proclamation, making remarks on the several parts as he went on, and showing that he had fully considered the whole subject, in all lights under which it had been presented to him. ↗

— Salmon P. Chase

#considered #emancipation #fully #had #him

I have a 16 year-old son, so I'm now a soccer mom. I stand on the sidelines and I hear the things parents are saying, so I want them to understand what it is their kids are feeling in any sports environment. ↗

— Brandi Chastain

#environment #feeling #hear #i #kids