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It will hurt." said Petra. "But let's make the most of what we have, and not let future pain ruin present happiness.


Orson Scott Card


#love #pain #shadow-puppets #love

When I was a child and teenager I read whenever I had the opportunity, but since then I've found it hard to read as much as I'd like, children, work, and pets all providing powerful incentives to escape into a book and a practical reason why I rarely do so.


Louise Brown


#child #children #escape #found #had

Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch. XXI, v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. This is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essential services take up at least two thirds of this space, this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant- assuming that every creature that could be called ‘human’ is allowed in, and the the human race eventually totals a thousand times the numbers of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or - a happy thought - that pets are allowed.


Terry Pratchett


#pets #religion

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.


Neil Gaiman


#chaos #cooperation #organization #persuasion #pets

I am the last leaf on the tree, and the wind is blowing.


Gordon B. Hinckley


#prohpets #wind

The satyr gave me a sympathetic glance. She was shorter than me by a foot, with large hazel eyes that matched her curly hair. I tried to keep my eyes away from her furry lower half, but it was difficult, especially when she smelled faintly like a petting zoo.


Julie Kagawa


#goat-girl #satyr #pets

You learned to accept, or you ended up in a small room writing letters home with Crayolas.


Stephen King


#insanity #pets

I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit.


J.K. Rowling


#pets

This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right out and bought a cat yoga instruction book and tiny terry-cloth headband and renamed my girl cat 'Olive Neutered John,' which she didn't think was funny. Cats have no sense of humor.


Celia Rivenbark


#pets #funny

Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].


Arya Riverdale


#life #pets #life






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