#pets

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dog #dogs #funny #girlfriend

I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them. ↗

— Donna Douglas

#fool #i #know #like #love

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way. ↗

— Lena Dunham

#dating #directed #family #freak #i

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs. ↗

— Connie Stevens

#am #brooklyn #could #dogs #had

I worked at a local television station and I got a chance to direct and do all those things - worked kiddie shows, Ranger House show with the hand puppets and things like that. ↗

— Barry Levinson

#direct #got #hand #house #i

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. ↗

— Thomas Mann

#beginning #begins #bells #century #divisions

All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. ↗

— Voltaire

#large #large numbers #numbers #punished #sound

I love apricots. They’re so fuzzy they’re furry. They’re like little pets you can eat legally. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #furry #pets #funny

No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently. ↗

— Agnes de Mille

#destiny #important #important decisions #known #life