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When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.


Johnny Knoxville


#any #arm #bars #cigarettes #face

You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.


Ed Koch


#bag #believe #good #i #i do

You never know why or when the next job is coming. I actually like that. It's kind of exciting. I don't punch in. I don't have a 9 to 5 job. When you do work you're lucky enough to go to interesting places and meet mostly interesting and talented people, so it's really a great job if you can work.


Michael Vartan


#coming #enough #exciting #go #great

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.


Rainn Wilson


#awkward #born #comedy #experience #funny

There used to be an old thing where every team had a heavy bag in their locker room for people to punch, but again, it was more about conditioning because if you hit a heavy bag for a minute, it feels like your arms are about to fall off.


Steve Yzerman


#again #arms #bag #because #conditioning

I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself.


Sugar Ray Leonard


#feel #first #gonna #his #how

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.


Steve Martin


#automatic #automatically #bothered #comedians #day

I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.


Steve Martin


#bluegrass #brothers #great #i #johnson

If you woke up, every day, and someone punched you in the face, for the first week, you'd go, 'Why is someone punching me in the face?' But, by the time you got through week two, you'd take it and just go on with the day.


Dominic Monaghan


#day #every #every day #face #first

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).


Shaquille O'Neal


#face #here #i #me #punch






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