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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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I'm an American, our names don't mean shit. ↗

— Quentin Tarantino

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This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. ↗

— Cara Lynn Shultz

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If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

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Generally speaking, I try not to generalize. ↗

— Addison C. Arthur

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She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt? ↗

— Daniel Marks

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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

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Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

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Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

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Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

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