#ran

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ↗

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. ↗

When France resolved, along with England, to lend assistance in the legitimate defense of Poland, the realization burst on us that a conflict of awesome proportions was inevitable. ↗

— Rene Cassin

#assistance #awesome #burst #conflict #defense

It is the people who scream the loudest about America and Freedom who see to be the most intolerant for a differing point of view. ↗

— Rosanne Cash

#america #differing #freedom #intolerant #loudest

Seeing to it that a youngster grows up believing not just in the here and now but also in the grand maybes of life guarantees that some small yet crucial part of him remains forever a child. ↗

— Anne Cassidy

#believing #child #crucial #forever #grand

And the university's reputation will only continue to grow as stories like Elaine's are spread. Delaware State University's motto 'a past to honor, a future to insure,' couldn't be any more fitting for this transitional period you are going through. ↗

— Michael N. Castle

#continue #delaware #delaware state #elaine #fitting

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. ↗

— Robin Williams

#burglars #furniture #gay #had #night

The Crows are very handsome and gentlemanly Indians in their personal appearance: and have been always reputed, since the first acquaintance made with them, very civil and friendly. ↗

— George Catlin

#always #appearance #been #civil #crows

I find that when I'm ready for something to end, I transition quickly. But when something ends before its time, I find it hard to move on. ↗

— Emma Caulfield

#end #ends #find #hard #i

For Pleasure, Delight, Peace and Felicity live in method and temperance. ↗

— Margaret Cavendish

#felicity #live #method #peace #pleasure

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