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the answer to every problem involved penguins ↗


— Rick Riordan


#penguins #funny

Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other’s clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#pranks #travis-barker #funny

Halt eyed them balefully. They were all being so obvious about not mentioning his sudden reappearance that it was even worse than if they had commented on it... 'Oh, go on!' he said. 'Somebody say something! I know what you're thinking!' 'It's good to see you up and about, Halt,' Selethen said gravely... Halt glared at the others and they quickly chorused their pleasure at seeing him back to his normal self. But he could see the grins they didn't quite manage to hide. He fixed a glare on Alyss. 'I'm surprised at you Alyss,' he said. 'I expected no better of Will and Evanlyn, of course. Heartless beasts, the pair of them. But you! I thought you had been better trained!'... 'Halt, I'm sorry! It's not funny, you're right... Shut up, Will.' This last was directed at Will as he tried, unsuccessfully, to smother a snigger. ↗


— John Flanagan


#evanlyn #halt #laughter #ranger-s-apprentice #seasickness

I think it would be rewarding to be a professional non-thinker, because I’m always trying to do the exact opposite of work. So I might as well spend eight hours a day deep in thought. Plus, I think it would be marvelous to hear my boss scream, “What are you doing thinking? Get back to work. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #strange #thinking #funny

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. ↗


— Larissa Ione


#paranormal #funny

On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #money #odd

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#ranger #stephanie-plum #funny

Come live with us, Diana. Don't argue. Just say yes." Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, "Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day? ↗


— Michael Grant


#come-live-with-us #diana #funny #gone #gone-series

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor #random #funny

Misery, thy name is Mudslide ↗


— Molly Harper


#humour #paranormal-romance #funny






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