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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.


Richard Lewis


#grandmother #jewish #juggler #once #she

How sweet the morning air is! See how that one little cloud floats like a pink feather from some gigantic flamingo. Now the red rim of the sun pushes itself over the London cloud-bank. It shines on a good many folk, but on none, I dare bet, who are on a stranger errand than you and I. How small we feel with our petty ambitions and strivings in the presence of the great elemental forces of Nature!


Arthur Conan Doyle


#london #morning #nature #petty-ambitions #sherlock-holmes

Dodie: "Mama, Jamie's up on the hill and he's f***g a goat!" Mama: "Well, it's Jamie's goat, ain't it?" -Peter Manso illustrates the brash wit pervasive in the Brando family with this exchange between Dodie Brando, Marlon's mother, and her mother in-law.


Peter Manso


#malon-brando #peter-manso #family

When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”



Jarod Kintz


#funny #hospitality #humor #random #random-thought

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #politicians #politics #random

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 



Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #noon #random #random-thought

Western man has tried for too many centuries to fool himself that he lives in a rational world. No. There's a story about a man who, while walking along the street, was almost hit on the head and killed by an enormous falling beam. This was his moment of realization that he did not live in a rational world but a world in which men's lives can be cut off by a random blow on the head, and the discovery shook him so deeply that he was impelled to leave his wife and children, who were the major part of his old, rational world. My own response to the wild unpredictability of the universe has been to write stories, to play the piano, to read, listen to music, look at paintings - not that the world may become explainable and reasonable but that I may rejoice in the freedom which unaccountability gives us.


Madeleine L'Engle


#randomness #freedom

The sky is full of dreams, but you don't know how to fly.


The Killers


#band #beautiful #brandon-flowers #day-and-age #dreams

I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.


Wilford Brimley


#i #partner #ranch #seven #sons






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