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Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.



Jarod Kintz


#baby-shoes #bench #bizarre #feet #funny

Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell you.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Meeting a stranger can be totally fleeting and meaningless, for example, unless you enter the individual’s world by finding out at least one thing that is meaningful to his or her life and exchange at lest one genuine feeling. Tuning in to others is a circular flow: you send yourself out toward people; you receive them as they respond to you.


Deepak Chopra


#friendship #strangers #wisdom #friendship

Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me-" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times-" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand-


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #ron-weasley #humor

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out.


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #stephanie #humor

Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?' 'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.


John Flanagan


#jokes #ranger-s-apprentice #humor

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?


Robin McKinley


#lone-ranger #vampires #humor

My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #blot-out #cloud #funny #humor

Just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's not good advice.


Mick Farren


#strange #humor






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