#relatio

I think our strength is this strong relationship we have all together. ↗

— Guy Forget

#i think #our #relationship #strength #strong

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. ↗

— Margaret Smith

#get #i #last #longer #make

I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. ↗

— Brittany Snow

#being in love #crime #disorder #funny #girl

Look, you've got a generation of people coming along who are going to form their own new relationship with the idea of supporting the causes that they care about or changing the world. And these people are not going to do it the way our parents do it. ↗

— Edward Norton

#along #care #causes #changing #changing the world

Ignorance and superstition ever bear a close and mathematical relation to each other. ↗

— James F. Cooper

#close #each #ever #ignorance #mathematical

I did make some not-so-great relationship decisions when I was a lot younger. I do know that not all high school boys are great and wonderful and Prince Charming, and there are a few that are going to treat you that way. ↗

— Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

#decisions #did #few #going #great

I don't want to make it sound like a hotbed of lesbianism but I did have a number of relationships. ↗

— Jean O'Leary

#i #like #make #number #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 
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— Dora J. Arod

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money, but you had to find out the hard way.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I was the mighty breath sent to extinguish your light. I felt like God’s wrath coming down to destroy the Illuminati, while you probably thought I was the Satan coming to snuff out the light of the world. And the spectators who were gathered around the spectacle probably thought it was all one big party, as they stood still like mindless zombies singing “Happy Birthday.”
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— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships