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Marriage isn't for the weak or lazy. It's work, and it should be. What would be the point otherwise? ↗


— J.D. Robb


#marriage #death

O Earth, lie heavily upon her eyes; Seal her sweet eyes weary of watching Earth; Lie close around her; leave no room for mirth With its harsh laughter, nor for sound of sighs. She hath no questions, she hath no replies. ↗


— Jeffrey Eugenides


#christianity #death #earth #funeral #poem

Aim high, but do not aim so high that you totally miss the target. What really matters is that he will love you, that he will respect you, that he will honor you, that he will be absolutely true to you, that he will give you the freedom of expression and let you fly in the development of your own talents. He is not going to be perfect, but if he is kind and thoughtful, if he knows how to work and earn a living, if he is honest and full of faith, the chances are you will not go wrong, that you will be immensely happy. ↗


— Gordon B. Hinckley


#religious #faith

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. ↗


— Mae West


#double-entendre #empowerment #freedom #independence #institutions

Here was my lesson in the reach of veterinary medicine, in how an animal doctor may not be the one standing up when disaster strikes and someone shouts, 'Is there a doctor in the house?' but occasionally, if he or she is lucky, a vet can help heal a sick loved one. ↗


— Nick Trout


#love

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously died in a car accident. ↗


— Anthony Liccione


#bad-marriage #coffin #couple #curse #death

Hadrian reeked of death. It wasn’t the sort of stench others could smell or that water could wash, but it lingered on him like sweat-saturated pores after a long night of drinking. ↗


— Michael J. Sullivan


#hadrian-blackwater #death

Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison - is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#disease #fatal #first #i #invariably

She texted me telling me her mom was dying, so I did the right thing and texted her back a picture of my erect penis and said, “Let’s start a new family.”
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dying #family #funny #humor #inappropriate

The real struggle for us is for the citizen to cease to be the property of the state. ↗


— Adam Michnik


#human-rights #politics #totalitarianism #freedom






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